...what craaaaazy things can happen when you mix honey and cheerios!

and i quote:
"Andy Rooney doesn't want vanilla in his Coke, honey in his Cheerios, or sour cream and onions on his chips. Just keep the flavors pure and separate."

now go see this:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/04/24/60minutes/rooney/main550937.shtml

holy vanilla coke, batman! someone's dipping my pretzels in honey mustard!
i came across this broadcast yesterday on the television, and was appalled at this man's lack of appreciation for the mixation of flavors, and also his lack of common sense.

"Honey is very big in everything, now. Honey Nut Cheerios, Planters Honey Roasted Peanuts, Honey Mustard Pretzel Dip. Honey doesn't go with either peanuts or mustard. But I have an idea that honey is cheap because bees are making it faster than we're eating it. "

and i have an idea that honey isn't cheap, because bees are dying out very rapidly right now.
(http://www.askquestions.org/details.php?id=9286&gclid=CMO8kYTB9JQCFQ0MIgodJzt5rQ)


"There’s a salt-free rice cake that's also fat-free. A fat-free topping. I've always been interested in the fact that when they don't put something in a product, it costs more. If it doesn't have fat, salt, sugar or any calories, it's more expensive. Fat-free poppyseed dressing. I always wonder what they do with all the fat they take out of these things. Do they just throw it away? "

1. this stuff costs more because it is a difficult process to take things out of foods when they occur naturally. it's a lot easier for kraft to slap a label on a stick of butter than it is for them to process all the fat out of that butter first.
2. yes, they probably do just throw it out.


a restaraunt's worst nightmare... will someone please force-feed this guy a pb&j so he can experience this little piece of childhood before he turns 95? then maybe he can find something worthwhile to write about besides his own bland food preferences.




honey doesn't go with either peanuts of mustard, a dur a dur a durrr



edit: this movie was made in 2003, when the honeybees weren't dying out... but this dude is still a pompous old windbag.